Certified Couch Avocado

I watch a LOT of television. So much so I have deemed myself a “Certified Couch Avocado “. Avocados are far healthier than potatoes. Enough said.

My favorite new show this season is “Stalker“. I enjoy the originality of it. And to date, I am a couple of episodes behind, my eyes haven’t been assaulted by graphic sex scenes. I am pleasantly surprised by the hunt for ratings through talent and good writing.(This has been canceled)

Now, sadly, there are shows in Shondaland that have caught my eyes also, most recently “How To Get Away With Murder“. I am an on again, off again “Grey’s Anatomy” fan and I must say that the recent turn of events caused me to smile… no spoilers here. There is SEX is Shondaland… LOTS of it. EVERYWHERE … I set the DVR and watch it when the kids are outside or asleep. I have never watched “Scandal“. It just never appealed to me.
Yes “Blacklist” in on my list. Red is the man!

Well, just so you know… I found this post in the draft folder. I no longer watch “HTGAWM”, or “GA”.
Netflix has become my new friend. It’s better than ON DEMAND because I don’t like commercials.

Any-who, I do still watch television… nothing considered “wholesome” in the line-up. “Survivor’s Remorse” “Being Mary Jane” “The Mysteries of Laura” “Mom” and of course there are those I watch almost grudgingly, though I’m not certain why: “Empire” is first on this list. I don’t happen to think Jussie/Jamal can sing. It’s like a bad Michael impression. I am, I must admit, in deep like with the entire Cookie/Lucious dynamic. I know it’s because of “Hustle & Flow“. It’s like the movie was continued and we see that he made it even after being jacked for his music. Shug and Djay made it y’all! I don’t watch this in real time… On Demand works, I can mute Jamal/commercials. Second on this list is: “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” I sometimes set the DVR for this one… but more often than not, I just watch on demand. The new batch of detectives are “soft and whiny”.

Well, enough of that…. Red is still the man!